Pulse
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Celery ain't no kind of cubicle food. It oughta be a law.
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In one hour I'll be eating pizza and watching the Spurs in the playoffs. I'm trying not to ejaculate prematurely, but it's damn hard.
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Sometimes when you wear fishnet stockings to work, your pinky toe escapes, but it's one of those "Oh no, I escaped!" kind of escapes.
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I'd kill for a big bite of something really really bad for me right now.
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