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Yes, I'm Mr. Pine... the arch-rival of Mr. Clean.
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Whenever I forget my age, I just call my dad. Without even prompting, he tells me and adds a "you're still not married" reminder as a bonus
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I have NO idea why the fight scene song from the Karate Kid movie "you're the best" is stuck in my head. www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fWvub_WBho
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Benchmark to see if you are a patient person: If you can actually wait long enough to get your hands dry from those air dryers.
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My mom doesn't know how to check voicemail, so I'm often tempted to leave messages like "Need bail money" or "Moving back in!" just for fun.
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I think that Qdoba and Chipotle are the same person, just like Clark Kent and Superman. Ever notice they're never in the same place at once?
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I think if people knew what figgy pudding really was, they wouldn't be so adamant about not leaving until they got some.
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They should make a baby names book that lists all the ways kids could make fun of your kid's name. You'd save so much in therapy bills later
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If the 911 office were to catch fire, who would they call?
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Years ago it was only cool to wear one strap on your bookbag, then it became two.. I think I will add a third strap and become a trendsetter
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