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You ever masturbate so much that you -over moisturize- your penis? ...btw the closing to the Olympics was just as amazing as the openings!
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You should vote Obama why: Your sick of not being able to travel to Europe, sick of paying for TWO wars, sick of $4 gas, rising food costs
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Wtf is dander? U always hear in comercials "it cleans up dirt + dander". And can you get it on your balls like can U have dandering balls?
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Nextime you see someone order a tripplebecon cheeseburger w large fri's then order a -diet- soda take that soda and SHOVE IT UP THERE ASS!
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My prediction (you heard it here first) McCain WILL pick Senator Joe Lieberman as his running mate. Had this awhile ago thought Id writeIt
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The next time you see someone counting the calories in water, simply walk over to them, take the bottle, THEN SMACK EM WITH IT!!!!!
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Dont you hate it when you're waiting for like the cable guy or something and you have to shit REALLY bad but don't want to miss the knock?
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With a 16 cent increase to gas prices they are now 'officially' Dildo equipped. ...and they don't even provided any anal lube.
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Columbus Day revisited: I seen Italian flags but uhh, where the hell were all the Spanish flags at?! Dude there was like one italian guy!
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My dog got a boner while he was eating the left over breakfast I cooked up this morning... I'll just take that as a compliment :)
RAZOR897
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- Name: Carlos
- Birthday: 9/11/1980
- Gender: Male
- Member Since: 6/30/2003
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